next up previous
Next: New Types Of Computer Up: Computer Jokes Previous: More Tech Support stories

Linux Prayer

Our Linus, who art in Finland,
assembled be thy name.
Thy operating system come.
Thy kernel be executed
on workstations as it is on PCs.
Give us this day our daily Shell
and forgive us our graphical user interfaces
as we burn windows.
And lead us not to KDE,
but deliver us from commerce.
shutdown -h now.